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ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

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standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

always-watches:

└  totheark ; be al⊗ne

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

We're brothers, you and I.

Marvel Sequels: No One Ever Gets a Haircut

adventuresoncehad:

The snuggle is real. 

fstw:

can’t wait to fuck a tree tonight

alicexz:

JUST BECAUSE

Gosh this is a pretty flamboyant color scheme

tattooinggothamcity:

'its too hot to wear all black'

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n3rdgeschoss:

Firefly (2 / ?)